Never Ever Neverland

As a resident of Bel Air, I like to follow the Bel Air Association Blog to keep up with such neighborhood news as: recent bobcat sightings, the latest home invasions, street construction, & of course, highlights of properties on the market in the neighborhood. Take, for instance, this property that apparently Michael Jackson was in negotiations to purchase just prior to his death. The estate is 20,000 square feet, has 15 bedrooms, 16.5 bathrooms and includes a two story guest house, swimming pool, spa, fitness center, tennis courts, and...I must be leaving something out? Oh, the asking price: $37,995,000.

Here's a little peak of what MJ would have gotten for his money:

And, of course, Michael Jackson touring the property:

I'll refrain from commenting about the interior decor and leave that to you, dear readers...

{Images via TMZ}